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cuban pizza

Just like 8 slices in a pizza, you take 8 Cuban men and they ejaculate all over an Italian woman's large aerolas other wise known as pepperoni nipples.
We ordered Papa Johns but we settled for a Cuban pizza all over Andreas pepperoni nipples instead.
by steadyjones January 18, 2017
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Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
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Pizza-Gasm

When the pizza your eating is soo good and you have so much of it that you just don't wanna stop eating and can't stop smiling as a result of the awesomeness
I went to Shakespeare's and was left with a food baby and the aftermath of a pizza-gasm.
by Reg Reg January 23, 2011
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Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
by D.S.88 January 24, 2011
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Pizza Snob

A person who thinks the only good pizza is from New York or Chicago or the old country. Or argues about the origin of pizza like they have a monopoly on some ancient wisdom of the ages and anyone who likes Totinos or Godfathers is a fucktard.
You're a elitist pizza snob bitch, you can go fuck yourself.
by Akathebest May 1, 2015
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Pizza Whore

A person who will do anything for/with/on pizza
"Skylar is such a pizza whore"
"So is Honace"
"So is Emily"
"But Liz is the ultimate pizza whore i heard once she ate a whole pizza"
"Its true"
by Lets go fam June 10, 2016
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pizza face

Someone with acne so bad, their face resembles a delicious pizza.
Person: man look at pizza face johnny over there with his boils and all that there pepperoni and greasy cheese. I could just eat his face!
by scaryguy309 August 28, 2016
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