pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

pickle jam

When you shove your cock so far up a girl, its uncomfortable.

Bro, i just pickle jammed alexa last night!

by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011

Pickle Chin

im bout to get your pickle chin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you Pickle Chin man?

by IndyJones April 8, 2019

Pickle Prince

A sexual maneuver in which a man has his genitals mouthed by more than one person, usually of both sexes, and this is reigning monarch over them, or the "Pickle Prince". In extreme cases, this person can ascend to the rank of Cucumber King.

I became the pickle prince last night when Todd and Ethel gave me a good bit of felatio after the gala.

by feeshna September 30, 2015

beer pickle

akin to whiskey dick, except that the cause of limpness is the result of an over consumption of beer rather than whiskey. Said pickle may also smell of vinegar in some cases.

"She said he drank a case of beer , and then tried to put the beer pickle on her."

by Meek One October 15, 2009

Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.

The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.

by pilreadydog April 30, 2008