penis

a kind of tasty sausage

I love to eat my bf's penis!

by a big sausage August 16, 2016

Penis

The thing that dangles between your mums legs

John: your mum has a long penis

You: I know, my sister has a really long one too

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

penis

mouth candy

“yo gimme a lollipop”
“how about a penis instead?”
“HELL YESS”

by sexykenzy January 10, 2018

Penis

The best thing known to women kind

I love penis!

by Bootyeater00 May 2, 2018

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017

Penis

Idk I'm just bored.

Penis... Honesty who the fuck searched this up.

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

Penis

The item most commonly used to ease a bitchs carnal needs and or the shredder of all things good!

8 inches ha, I remember when I had my first beer.

~ Pornstars every where~
I can't walk straight i think it was his penis.

by Well_shit88 January 11, 2016