Penguin

An evil bird...

My cousin was killed by a "Penguin".

by Capt_Kelso May 28, 2014

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions

Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.

by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023

Penguin

a cool bird who can slide on snow and ice like nothing, will kill you on sight.

Penguins have took over the world.

by UkieHacker March 10, 2021

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017