Pakistani Handsaw

When two men get a buttjob from someone, going back and forth in the same motion as a two person cross-cut saw

Drop a follow for vid of Dale Wilson giving immo342 and Certified Gem Crusher a Pakistani Handsaw

by Roast Beast R34 August 5, 2025

Paki Patakha

A shameless, fruity Southall lad of Pakistani descent who mixes Urdu-laced filth with extreme sexual depravity, flexing in dad’s BMW M3, devouring Peshwari naan, sipping Afghani tea, and whispering cousin marriage fantasies. Peak energy hits Jummah/Friday, turning halal restaurants and takeaway joints into filthy playgrounds of horny chaos. Known for disgusting sexual antics, greasy hookups, and hands that wander everywhere.

Bruv, Imran was sprawled on the BMW after Jummah, pants down, Peshwari naan crumbs in his crack, whispering about his rishtedar… full Paki Patakha energy.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Pakero

Pakero (noun) someone who's lazy but acts mentally challenged.

Pakero en (adj) usually used to distinguish any small inanimate object -often a bic lighter or vape) that inexplicably disappears and reappears multiple times in one sitting.

Can someone kana kasoado pakero en lighter en?

by Jake&ace September 4, 2025

Pakistani jailbreak

When you eat a bad curry from a Pakistani restaurant and can't make it to the shitter in time

The other day I had a Pakistani jailbreak on my way to work, it ruined my underwear from the smell

by Big dog junior October 28, 2025

pair cut

The term where two barbers give each other haircuts.

Last week, I went to the barbershop, and saw my friends give each other a pair cut.

by #+_+# December 21, 2025

Pairman

A man who can impregnate girls solely by eye contact. An absolute specimen of male form.

You better not look at the Pairman, he will get you knocked up.

by ToasterHater December 31, 2025

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009