Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

dd palmer

A liar and a shrewd person who started chiropractic

DD Palmer is the founder of chiropractic

by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017

Crappy Palmer

A delicious summertime concoction of Crown Apple and Arnold Palmer.

That Crappy Palmer we had in AK’s barage got me all sorts of schlammered.

by Cubical Buddies November 3, 2017

Face-Palmer

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

ryan palmer tucker

Gay Ass Bitch Who Should Just Kill himself.

Girl 1) is that a mop next to a locker.)
Girl 2) no that's just ryan palmer tucker.)

by Plskskdjdjj May 11, 2018

open-palm hand-clasp

What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.

I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

white palm

The act of a male masturbating to completion, then without washing his hands, interacting with the public.

When billy shook janes hand, he inadvertently white palmed her

by TubsMcGuinty October 16, 2018