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Pre-Defense 

the feeling of preparing yourself for a discussion or an argument. You make sure that every fact, opinion or point that you want to make gets across exactly how you would want it to if you were actually saying it to someone in person. It makes you feel as if you "won" the argument or got your point across successfully because you actually thought it out, when in reality all you did was go over what you said to yourself in the shower, in the mirror, or even to your mom. Most people get this feeling when they know or feel as though they are about to get into an argument or if they feel heavily about a topic they already know what they want to say. Usually when it gets to the argument or the discussion most people forget what they "planned" to say and just start speaking without thinking about what they already thought about.
My roommate had a pre-defense to her and her boyfriend's argument.
Pre-Defense by Ccrobin August 30, 2018
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Pre-stress stress 

The stress you have about the stress you're going to have later on in time.
Me starting the semester, looking at the syllabus and realizing ill have something due every week. Im already having pre-stress stress about it.

Pre-squeeze 

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer
Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.
Pre-squeeze by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019
pre)Thing was a rock band fronted by founding Crazy Town member Rust Epique. Signed to V2 Records, the group released one demo and one major-label record, which came out after the lead singer's death in 2004.

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pre)Thing by Musicgeek2074 April 10, 2019

Pre-racha 

The initial, watery pre-cum like liquid that comes out of a bottle Sriracha and precedes the tasty sauce.
I tried to squirt some Sriracha on my eggs and all I got was the nasty pre-racha. Next time I better shake up the bottle first.

Pre-game 

jerking off before sex to make it last longer
Pre-game by Flakahocka August 14, 2019