Sad Pudding

If something is easy to do or simple and you mess up or blow it. YOU FAIL

If josh is walking around his house and he trips out of no where and stubs his toe.

Walter : Sad Pudding

by Josh, Walter January 27, 2010

Black Pudding Bender

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.

Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.

by Hereticdark September 13, 2011

duck pudding

when you lay on your back when its raining and someone drops a load of jizz on ya face.

Me and my woman was in the woods getting our freak on. It started raining so i got in a hurry and gave her a duck pudding.

by Ivannahump May 2, 2012

Finger Pudding

1. the unfortunate residue on the tip of the finger or underneath finger nail that results from puncturing through thin toilet paper.

2. Pussy

1. "Bitch tried to save money on toilet paper, and all I got was finger pudding."

2. "The first time I reached third base it felt like I had found finger pudding."

by sdssds2 thumbs October 23, 2019

Pudding Pop

The act of wiping one's butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.

Hey dude, could you upgrade the toilet paper. I got nothing but pudding pops with every wipe.

Or

Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.

by IceAdvice January 19, 2013

sexy puddin

something soooo sexy it makes your insides like puddin

"that boy is sooo fine, he's like sexy puddin!"

by kelli November 10, 2003

Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004