The act of wiping one's butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.
Hey dude, could you upgrade the toilet paper. I got nothing but pudding pops with every wipe.
Or
Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.
Or
Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.
by IceAdvice January 19, 2013