pet fox

A Harry. A smelly slow annoying person that acts like a a fox.

Harry you pet fox.

by Ewan:) December 28, 2019

hossi pets

the act of giving the hossi pets.

hossi is my cat.

man, those were some phenomenal hossi pets

by cosmorama December 17, 2024

Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021

TW Pets

A great place to get ripped off.

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.

by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008

PET

Person or People with Entertaining Talent(s)

Rob Smith is a PET.
The Chocolate Rain guy is a PET

by Fleccas Talks show-watcher March 19, 2024

Pet

(Verb)
to gently and/or cutely pat an animal you own
(Noun)
an animal you own

I like to pet my cat.

by WhichPen34 October 14, 2022

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023