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pod person

A mindless, pliable person who cannot make an informed decision for themselves. A marketers dream. Characterized by a blank glaze, frequent toe tapping and head nodding. The most distinguishing characteristic of a Pod Person is the white ear-buds which attach to their life support.
A Pod Person is most often seen on any public transit system.
by ltlefrog April 22, 2006
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Comfort person

do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO
by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
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white person

A person with lower melanin presence, whose racial characteristics may make him a target of vitriol for racists. Individual characteristics of the general group tend to contain more egalitarianism than other peoples of the world, better economic management in the areas of manufacture, and better political management in the rule of law, the rights of humans, and the freedoms of humans.

There is many conspiracy theories out there* that they will die out but this is mostly spun to fear monger and make racially charged battle cries by far left moral busy-bodies*.

*see white genocide
*see the Young Turks
It is okay to be a white person. -a person making a statement

If you are a white person you are going to burn in hell, I hope y'all colonizers go extinct. -racist
by lowclub September 16, 2018
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white person's whining

When whites complain about how unfair Political correctness, Affirmative action or the fact that they are no longer allowed to use ethnic slurs against others is.

Usually then complains how the government or media is now oppressing them and how unfair the world is to them.
That white person's whining how anti racism secretly means anti white!
by Athlone April 18, 2012
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fat person humor

The innate ability to tell extremely funny and often self demeaning jokes that many fat people have.
Dan: Dude that guy is a whale.
Phil: Yeah but he's hilarious; he's got fat person humor.
by jg2342 February 23, 2009
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perfect person

someone who is sweet, caring, there for you, beautiful both inside and out, smart, brave, and just pure amazing. They seem like an angel sent from above but thats just who they are. they may make a few mistakes but they own up to them and take responsibility. they are perfect
"Hey you know Fred?"
"Yeah what about him"
"He's always so nice and sweet and just a down right genuine guy"
"Ya, hes a Perfect Person"
by qwerty13! June 6, 2018
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Obese Person

A big fat fatty with the head of a ratty and if they fall on you, you'll go splatty.
Non-Obese person A - Look, an obese person.
Non-Obese person B - SHUT UP! They'll hear you!
by No I'm Not Serious January 9, 2020
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