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Penda

A Penda is a boss bitch/babe depending on who you are to her. She doesn’t care much for gossip because she is always busy improving herself. She is a paradox. Once timid, now she doesn’t have time for the shit. A penda is a very attractive girl, beautiful inside and out, hard to get to know at times but once you get to know her she's actually not that bad! if you guys are really close she will slowly let down her many walls. This takes time but eventually, she will come to like you. A penda is a rare girl and not many people have this name if you have a penda in your life you are very lucky. A penda is a very petty person once you upset her once she will drag it on for a long time until she forgives you!
Party guy 1: look at her man(whistles)
Party guy 2: No don't go for her
Party guy 1: why not?
Party guy 2: you don't know? that's a Penda!
Party guy 1: My bad(walks off to go find more hot girls)
by Ofiicial_Name_Definitions April 4, 2020
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Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure
link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size
by father fast fingers February 19, 2017
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Penske File

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011
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Penisweasel

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014
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Pensibe

Derived from the word "pensive", misspelled in order to further accentuate the seriousness or sadness one may feel.
Maxi seemed extremely pensibe today, I hope he's doing alright
by tristfuled November 25, 2020
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The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.
Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."
by Sunwalker May 17, 2014
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diet penis

Restricting a penis for one wank a month.
Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?

Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.
by TheJello November 27, 2017
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