Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

Sour patch kid

Oons

Oony is a sour patch kid.

by Oons May 8, 2021

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

Patching

Cumming on somebody and letting it dry to peel off later (like elmers glue)

"my boyfriend and I tried patching.. theres a bald spot in my bush now 😔"

by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025

Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

Rough patch

A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.

I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days

by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023