Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park
by Ratley February 16, 2022

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018

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by lamaooao February 6, 2021

used to describe someone so morbidly fucking obese that their downforce literally makes them stick to the fucking ground like a fucking redbull f1 car
by menlover2312 April 24, 2024

by LA Bear May 11, 2022
