Off Vlog

To say something in a lowkey fashion. To “be real” with someone. However can really be used in any context.

Off vlog tho, I have a foot fetish

by Bigbeanbean July 22, 2018

Laid off

To be fired from a dumb ass job that you know you did not want

What happen to your job

O yeah man I got laid off

by Jolt221 August 15, 2019

Knob off

British Slang term meaning fuck off, piss off, wank off, toss off, or go away.

The term originated in Manchester, England and is very popular there. Most people use this term at least once per day.

C: Hey, do you fancy a chat?
K: No. Go knob off, you bellend.

by Big Boy P January 26, 2015

Jammin Off

Wackin' it

Jerkin' off
Pounding one out
Flogging the dolphin
Creaming off

Shawn doesn't think it's gay to be jammin off to tranny porn in a truck stop, but I'd feel weird about it.

by Creamin Off December 1, 2021

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

Spock off

To seek a logical answer and gain knowledge

Joe kept asking me why the sky was blue so I told him to go Spock off.

The cast of Jersey Shore could use some time to Spock off since they're a bunch of idiots.

by wishful_thinker February 11, 2010

Jeff off

1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.

Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.

by heidi bags July 29, 2013