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Bollocks Off

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.
I’d wish you’d bollocks off
by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019
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Squad Off

When an informal group of individuals (with a common identity and a sense of solidarity) all jack off together, often onto something or someone.
Kelly: I'm going 'round Dylan's later and his squad is going to be there. I'm really hoping they'll squad off all over me.
by BlackPhlomp May 25, 2018
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Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.
Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.
by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017
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Knob off

British Slang term meaning fuck off, piss off, wank off, toss off, or go away.

The term originated in Manchester, England and is very popular there. Most people use this term at least once per day.
C: Hey, do you fancy a chat?
K: No. Go knob off, you bellend.
by Big Boy P January 26, 2015
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Jeff off

1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.
by heidi bags July 29, 2013
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Deal Off

I don't have time for your nonsense, so deal off!
by Kitty Peoples December 8, 2020
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Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.
My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
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