Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

Moss Off

The act of relaxin while at the same time "fucking off".

Aref: Yo Mitch Relax
Mitch Fuck you Perisian wtf you gonna do
Aref: YO Moss off buddy
Vuki: Yeah Mitch MOSS OFF

by What are you SICK productions June 22, 2011

off the treble

Similar to 'off the hook', but three times better.

What up sucka, you heard the new Groove Crush Gorillas track? That ish is off the treble, yahmean?

by ♠V|L|N♠ December 3, 2010

Squad Off

When an informal group of individuals (with a common identity and a sense of solidarity) all jack off together, often onto something or someone.

Kelly: I'm going 'round Dylan's later and his squad is going to be there. I'm really hoping they'll squad off all over me.

by BlackPhlomp May 25, 2018

jillin' off

The female version of jacking off.

I accidentally walked in on my sister jillin' off.

by emcgovern04 July 26, 2016

Off the Chizel

Something extremely pleasurable. Much like 'off the hook' and 'off the chain'

Those jeans are off the chizel!

by GearGrindingGirl August 12, 2009

Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.

My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021