Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others as pedophiles

"oi, mate, yer a fookin' nonce!
I 'eard it from somewhere or summat, ya nonce!"

by Bong hater December 1, 2025

Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others of their own pedophilia

"Oi mate! I 'ears YER a fookin' nonce!"

by Bong hater December 4, 2025

Nouncord

A Discord server (or online community) where all of the users use pronouns to identify themselves.

The pronoun usage is generally taken to the extremes, with most users in a nouncord viewing it as a part of their online identity.

"I just left the nouncord broski's. It got rancid in there."

by Insurrect3023 January 25, 2026

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

Bowyer nonce

A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.

Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.

Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*

Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....

Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*

by ExSkii May 8, 2018