teeth

teeth, the best, and coolest person you’ll ever meet, teeth is the closest example to god anyone can think of, will degrade you.

“teeth is so cool”
“teeth called me a faggot”

by terthie boy June 19, 2021

Dinosaur with 500 teeth

Something your friend has asked you to search up during class. AKA, the dinosaur called the Nigersaurus. It’s name came from its country of origin, Niger, found in Africa.

boy: “dude, search up the dinosaur with 500 teeth!”
girl: “that joke isn’t funny you know, it’s not even bad..”
boy: “you’re boring as hell.”

by batteryacid_104 October 21, 2023

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo April 16, 2018

aerosmith teeth

Oversized chompers

Walton Goggins could be Steven Tyler 's understudy because of his aerosmith teeth.

by Bart Lefart January 16, 2020

corpse teeth

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.

TIme to go brush those wine stains off, I have corpse teeth.

by StephJamz February 19, 2015

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016