Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.

"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.

by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023

Hobo Stew

Dog vomit.

Looky there! Fido just upchucked some hobo stew!

by Squidgeronimo September 29, 2020

hobo pop up pimp

A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group

Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him

by Shreksmommy February 25, 2023

Hobo-Like

When you go more than 5 days without showering

Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?

by PheonixGalaxy May 5, 2016

Hobo

Brešan

This hobo Brešan kid is homeless!

by jesuschrist420 October 26, 2017

Hobo

You.

“Your a hobo”
You: oh yeah I am!!

by Swagtron8000 June 13, 2021

hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

by ChickenVader March 11, 2016