Bullshit

2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta.

This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.

Person 1: Man what the fuck…

Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?

Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?

Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!

Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!

by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024

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Magictear-bullshit

When a fictional character is crying in front of someone, and because of this reviving or cure him/her.

Magictear-bullshit usually happens in Disney flims, like the time when Rapunzel saves Flynn after he almost dies.

by Crazyjoe05 November 23, 2017

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Bullshit Artist

Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.

Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?

Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.

A bullshit artist is an artist in the art of producing bullshit.

by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023

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Bullshit

Cunton

Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.

by Fuckcunton December 13, 2019

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