nick-job

when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet

Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)

Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."

Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.

by Bulgarian Bulldozer and Mr. HC June 17, 2010

nick boone

can sleep with any girl that comes his way, regardless of looks....cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there and you're drunk enough to do it

guy 1: "did you take that random chick home with you last night"

guy 2: "Fuck yeah i nick booned her"

by yeeaah December 7, 2010

nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl

you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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by pandacakes November 5, 2010

nick gauthier

Owner of the chin mole.

I nick gauthier condemn you to the deepest darkest pits of my chin mole

by Johnnygat59 December 9, 2013

nick russo

A fucking king

Damn Nick Russo! you're such a beast bro!!!

by NickNohnson October 22, 2015

Niceguy

Niceguy, not to be confused with a nice guy, a male who is nice, a niceguy is a beta male who can’t get laid and thinks that they can pick up women by talking in old timey English and worshiping the ground they walk on. Similar to a whiteknight, they will defend women and act as if they are the most fragile little things who might crack or shatter if any minuscule harm may come they way, as they believe all women are “queens”. They are the absolute appitomy of beta male and will always be stuck in the friend zone because no women would ever find this attractive. They blame their lack of success on jocks and jerks who they’re love finds attractive, stating how women only like men who are jerks.

Niceguy: “g’day m’lady. Haveth thee the best of days.”
Girl: “ oh yeah. See you later Niceguy.”
Jock: “dame girl let’s get out of here.”
Niceguy: “why do girls only fall for jerks”

by Klid_Lid December 25, 2018

Nick Davis

an amazing, gorgeous, hot, weird, goofy, crackhead who everyone will fall in love with at some point.

Girl 1: wowow that guy got me feeling some type of way
Girl 2: Oh, he must be Nick Davis

by crack luver November 2, 2019