Noah Wright

If your name is "Noah Wright" that it is over, it means that you pull hella bitches, you have at least a nine incher, you can get pussy any day of the week, you will be successful in life and your friends all think your the coolest.

Aww I wish that I had a boyfriend like Noah Wright in 9.4

by noah_wrght08 June 07, 2022

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Noah Barr

5'11 god, loves maple syrup and will always find a way to steal your wifey.

10/10 Chick: Oh my is that Noah Barr.
OG Nev: yeah he's mine though

by PattyBateman55 August 29, 2022

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Noah L.

Has so much rizz he teaches twenty dollar unspoken rizz classes and has so much more (gender neutral replacement for bitches here.) than you do.

"That Noah L. has soooo much rizz."
"Ikr? I'm taking his 20 dollar rizz classes right now."
"I think I'm gonna ask him out.

by UrbanDcUser October 27, 2022

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noah longo

The most fetching and hunky guy you'll find on this planet. Legend says his shaft is well above 19 inches long.

I pray to Noah Longo every day because I'm scared of his devilish weapon.

by user20475930475 February 10, 2023

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Noah Morgan

Normally a white fuck that pisses everyone off, doesn't say shit but manages to piss everyone off, directly related to diseases like Ebola and the black plague, one of the three musketeers, hits a vape like a concentration camp

No one: "..."
Literally no one: "....."
Noah: "...."
Everybody: "Fuck off Noah Morgan"

by RangaTTV June 27, 2019

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