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Milf

An abbreviation for "mom I'd like to fuck"
"Bro, my mom is such a Milf!"
by Double Mother Suckler August 2, 2023
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Milf crusher

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher
by Queenjuno June 7, 2017
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milf

Type of some old bitch which usually has a son named Matias or Cristobal
Shit, you've seen that B, she a milf, oh sorry that's your mom

fuck you- Matias
by zukry February 8, 2023
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milf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fund"

Mothers, whether married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we'll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

Milfs are strong, they give birth at least once, and can handle anything! Building startups is a walk in the park compared to giving birth and raising kids, I know it from personal experience.

The milf is setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, and outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf 's pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO
by Reneta Jenik December 3, 2022
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Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.
Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?
by The Dank Man July 1, 2018
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Milf

by coolgirl74 December 11, 2018
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