Midnight Rose

A prostitute. A hooker. A lady of the evening...especially one who receives funds for services provided.

Derived from the 1923 song of the same name.

"Change Your Ways, Little Midnight Rose"

by Jrestes927 February 15, 2013

Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female

Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.

by OldR3dHat April 4, 2022

Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.

Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night

by kaigomai September 13, 2022

Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person

Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke

by Mtg187 August 7, 2022

Midnight Dog

When a female gets oral sex preformed on her while eating a hotdog.

It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.

If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!

by Irottram June 4, 2021

midnight insight

adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.

*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"

by Kyle S.. December 18, 2010