by jasminecherryyy April 26, 2025
Get the hs4 at midnightmug. by jerge floiyd November 19, 2020
Get the midnight snortmug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. A person that's really into nature and a person who loves to explore. They also love animals and are really creative, a midnight is the type of person that would be really careful with anything thats breakable and can be really helpful in bad times!
by Goodisfoodisgood July 19, 2022
Get the Midnightmug. ;) Euphemism ;)
by The Midnight Wrestler June 1, 2022
Get the midnight wrestlingmug. when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.
by KrivRedDragon July 8, 2020
Get the midnight depressionmug. by greenghost110 September 15, 2020
Get the midnight snacksmug.