Michael

An amazingly strange individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back. And is always craving a cigarette. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f'ck you up if you aren't.

He is an amazing friend and even better if he's a part of your family. He doesn't realize it but a lot of his friends and family hold him dear to their hearts. He is an amazing brother, and even though he is the younger of the two, he is look up on by his older brother.

Girl - "Hey, do you know that Michael kid?"
Guy - "Yeah, he's my brother. F'ckin amazing kid. I love him to death."
Girl - "Yeah I know! Me too!"

by js_twigz May 23, 2010

Michael Vick

A Man Who Abuses Dogs Cause He thinks he is a pimp and can get away with everything Because he is a star and thinks he is above the law

He man Call up Michael vick so he can kill my dog

by Dalty14 April 3, 2008

michael fragnito

the ugliest mother fucker ever to be born on this god damn fucking planet. after tasting his own stomach milk he was announced as the cum-lord of casa roble fundamental high school and plus he likes men. Nobody likes him and everyone thinks that he should die in a fucking hole.legend has it that when he was three his parents tried to get an abortion but were unsuccessful do to his sheer and vast amounts of autism. his levels of autism trumps Tim sauwusch by far, and his job at McDonald shows his truly gay side.

hey buddy, we're gonna go hunting for some Michael fragnitos wanna come:

please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito

by fagnegro October 22, 2019

Michael Masi

F1 race director, who is known for making many controversial decisions in the 2021 F1 season, including the safety car procedure in the season finale in Abu Dhabi. He is the successor to Charlie Whiting as the race director as of 2019.

Toto Wolff - “No Michael, no, no, that was so not right!”
Lewis Hamilton - “Man, this has been manipulated, man.”
Michael Masi - “Toto, we went car racing.”

by guif December 21, 2021

Michael Jackson

michael is cool. cooler than YOU

hey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL

by x-wtf September 10, 2006

Michael Jackson

1. The King of Music

2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived

3. Icon of the Century

4. A National Hero

We miss you, Michael Jackson!

by johnson011 July 7, 2009

Michael

Way too perfect. Knows what to say at the right time. An Incredible singer and has a voice as smooth as chocolate. His laugh is goals, and so are his selfies. He's that guy you would meet in the store, take your friend\sibling to the side and whisper "Holy f*ck, he's hot"

What did I deserve to have someone like Michael?

by Kewl af February 19, 2017