International midget day

On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd

Happy international midget day shorty.

by Midget hater. April 2, 2023

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball

Shane has some amazing midget dunks

by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014

Midget fists

A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach

That girl has some Midget fists

by cooooooooooooooooooooolllstooo April 26, 2012

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022

midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate

Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is

by Grandma mo May 13, 2022

midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017