Mexican Doughnuts

referred to as spare tire that resembles the shape of a doughnut often seen on Mexicans vehicles.

i have flat tires but can take me to get some mexican doughnuts

by Nilsson February 24, 2008

Mexican firecracker

A man puts his soft penis in a glass bottle (preferably Corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. The surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman's head.

Miguel: "Yo Rico, what did you do for Cinco de Mayo?"
Rico: "Aye B, we made some Mexican firecrackers and lit 'em up GOOD! My dick still hurts!"

John blindfolded me and said I should do a Mexican firecracker. 5 minutes later, I had glass shrapnel in my balls.

by Nah B Nah September 5, 2008

Mexican poo blanket

When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.

OOOPS! I just gave mi amigo a mexican poo blanket!!!

by WyldSoul November 4, 2006

Mexicano

A person born in Mexico
AFK: A bad azz person.

El Mexicano is wooping that gringo.

by Latin_Heart August 4, 2003

mexican snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in a tortilla. Then one man proceeds to jerk the other man off.

Carlos and Ken want to snoodle but couldn't until they realized Carlos was a mexican and had a tortilla to wrap around their dicks. This is how the mexican snoodle was born.

by kaminsknator April 7, 2011

mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.

by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009

Mexican Rorschach

(n) A sandwich with dog poop in it: Presumably opening said sandwich would resemble a Rorschach inkblot pattern; see Texas Flip-phone.

From Ben Driscoll's Daisy Owl Webcomic 7/9/2008

"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned 'Texas Flip-phone.'"
" . . . a what?"
. . .
"A 'Mexican Rorschach?'"
". . ."
"A sandwich with dog poop in it."
"Oh."

by estebanamente March 18, 2009