zoe martin

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Zoe & Izzi - Hey Its Izzi And Zoe Martin.

by AnonymousMedianKid May 8, 2018

Bayswater Martini

The favourite drink for residents of the Melbourne Suburb of Bayswater. Locals are usually seen drinking them in the local KFC carpark.

Also commonly known as a VCR (Vodka, coke and raspberry)

De-anne: Fancy a Bayswater martini to go with that Party Bucket?
De-anne's Friend: Fucking Oath!

by magcos0123 July 26, 2018

Twitch_Martinii

fucken pc pleb sweatiest kid on earth also the biggest munk and plob magrob on earthcagreg

THAT KID IS SO SWEATY

WHAT A FUCKEN SURPRISE ITS TWITCH_MARTINII

by Pseudonym1838281188 November 12, 2018

osiris martinez

Osiris Martinez is the best human being in the world. He is the handsomest and most caring husband. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. His eyes are what calms me down when I felt like giving up for so long, he truly deserves the world. His curls make him look so damn fine ... makes him look even more like a superhero; my superhero. I truly am in love with this goofy, passionate, beyond life changing blessing. If I could use a few words to describe him I would say: fine as fuck, perfect, handsome, friendly, caring, understanding, goofy, just anything perfect. His hugs are the most warm and welcoming, and his soft lips make me feel like a princess when he kisses any part of me. I love you and it will always be us in our blue house with our 6 monkeys.

Osiris Martinez is the love of my life.

by Mrs. Valerie Martinez November 24, 2018

Maci Martin

Maci Martin is the best person you will ever meet. She is beautiful without trying, and loves to be around people. Maci cares for everyone, especially her friends. Maci is clumsy, but in a funny-cute way to where you'll love it. Maci Martins aren't the best at math. If you ever find a Maci Martin in your life never let her go because she is the best thing that God ever created.

"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."

"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."

by EnglishAndMatAreHard January 10, 2019

Daniel Martin

A person who goes around private schools in Australia and squeals like a squeaky toy. If u annoy him he become the devil and when he is nice he becomes an angel. If u see a Daniel Martin, Gets ur legs and walk away or run away fast NOW!!!

Oh look, it's Daniel Martin. "WHAT!" said Axel "RUN!!!

by SomeonBetterThanU June 18, 2019

Astro Martin

When you make a baby as the International Space Station flies over.

Hey, What’s your name?
Astro Martin
Oh, right... ok

by Dimension13 October 3, 2019