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Sunday Morning Pussy

The nasty, unpleasant, musty smell of a girl and her pussy on early Sunday morning after it has been thoroughly fucked on the preceeding Saturday night. Usually eliminated with a good hot shower. This may also apply to other nights and mornings of the weekdepending on lifestyle choices.
Female friend: EWWW! God, Beth, you smell like Sunday Morning Pussy.

Beth: Yeah, I brought Jim home from the club last night, he fucked me real good.

Female friend: Well make sure you take a good hot shower before you go to work!
by WIse Girl 9 December 5, 2009
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morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.
Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.
by busterboner September 5, 2009
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dead by morning

Person 1: Man, that party was cool
Person 2: Yeah, but it was dead by morning.
Person 1: fo sho
by ALEXmofoyeah June 21, 2006
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morking

Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!
I was Morking that Girl Last night

I morked that Girl last night
by Spum August 24, 2006
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Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101
Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.
by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009
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morning wood

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old
Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.
by spunkTanker May 24, 2011
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early morning whore

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.
i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.
by templeton blogg and joe December 21, 2008
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