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Minge Pit

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool
by Mat365 January 22, 2018
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Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.
That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:
by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017
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Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019
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ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with
him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her
by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019
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Ming

ming is bad
him:yooooo wat up mista ming ching chong my female antidepressant

ming: ming =bad
by Chunkychigga April 5, 2020
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Minge

A player in a roleplaying game, online or IRL who doesn't take the game seriously and seeks out to ruin the experience for other players.
That player is such a minge! I wish the admins would ban him.
by LegendTheScout April 8, 2020
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Common, affectionate nick-name used by students for dinner at St Edmund Hall, a constituent college of the University of Oxford also known as Teddy Hall.
"Shall we go for ming?"
"I'll see you at ming later!"
"The ming is banging tonight"
"meat-free mondays ruins ming"
by sehman February 16, 2020
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