mike welfare 

(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.

person on an iron lung:

"......."

person to person on iron lung:

"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."

mike welfare by steve quix January 12, 2008

Mikel Keith Yorgason 

one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.

Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.

If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.

I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.

Mikel Keith Yorgason by yugoslavic September 2, 2009

Mike McIntyre 

word to use in place of awesome
synonyms: athletic tall beastly charlie sheen awesome

Derrick Rose's dunk was just pure Mike McIntyre.

Mike McIntyre by mikeymac163 September 24, 2011

Mike Tysoned 

When someone gets 1 hit knocked out

That guy got Mike Tysoned and the fight was over.

Mike Tysoned by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011

mike humphreys 

A gay lesbian

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one

mike humphreys by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014

mike medina 

A pussy bitch.

Don't be a Mike Medina and take one more shot.

mike medina by lil breezy October 16, 2017

mike tyson on the booty 

When you bite the booty and then do a Tim Tebow on the booty immediately after

Hey Bro I just mike Tysoned on the booty!!
No way man i heard Fred mike tysoned the same booty last week Mannnnn
I often mike Tyson on the booty soo...

mike tyson on the booty by Booty enthusiast May 3, 2018