Magik log

A larger version of the "Magik Stick". It refers to a wang a woman lusts over, wants all the time.

Joe's magik log is soooo much better than Jamal's magik stick! I guess it wasn't that magikal after all.....

by Txgurl915 August 21, 2016

Linkin Log

When a man puts his penis between two other peinses, moving back and forth, then ejaculates, similar to titty fucking.

Last night my boyfriend had a friend come over. We had some drinks and decided to Linkin Log with each other. My boyfriend, Dillon and his friend Will, laid beside each other, erect, then I slid my penis between there's until I came.

by Jewlz&Woody July 14, 2020

log exchange

When you are taking a crap and simultaneously a girl is sucking your dick.

I was taking a mean #2 and my girl was right there sucking my dick. It was a great log exchange.

by leonardtownian December 29, 2007

Lofty log

A full bodied firm lengthy turd. Perfect in all forms including smell

Look at the size of that lofty log

by Renee and Pat. August 20, 2013

log jam

The act of sticking one's thumb between somebody else's butt cheeks and announcing "Log Jam!". This is not a sexual act, it is performed externally while the recipient is wearing pants. Best performed in front of other people.

Nick, standing behind Frank waiting in line at the cafeteria, jams his thumb up between Frank's butt cheeks and yells "Log jam!"

by legsalad January 17, 2011

minnesota log

When an individual defecates and proceeds to freeze the foreign body after which the item is inserted into the body in order to simulate penetrative sex

She loved the feel of the minnesota log inside of her

by lmkcdsahil\aehysp; July 20, 2008

Reverse chocolate log

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log

"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"

by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017