listen here you little shit

a phrase used by the biggest dickhead in the world-also referred to as rossasaurus

ah jesus he really said (listen here you little shit) so he must be that bitch rissy

by abbadabbadoodiddydeeda January 30, 2020

Listen To Chode

It Is The Greatest band ever. have you ever heard them? A chode is a peni wider than it is long!!!!! ChoDe

Hey go listen to chode you double donwning doodle yanking homo gee

by ChodemAster September 18, 2003

Lisben Fag

I person that gets a speech impediment when intoxicated.

You need to enunciate your words better. You sound like a Lisben Fag.

by byrnephan May 19, 2008

Flying without a liscense

Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.

Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Cassock lifter

Clergyman from any number of different Christian sects who introduce young alterboys and choirboys to the mysterious inner working of the church by the secret ceremony of the lifting of the cassock.

Choirboy: The Reverend has asked me to stay behind and help him to find some coins that fell off the collection plate and rolled under the alter.

Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

listen with your mouth

Used when one or more people are continuously talking nonsense, while one is trying to gain attention.

Mikey: Yo reach casino tonight?
Jamie: Oh yeaa? i got 50 bucks
Mikey: yaa, i got no cash.

Mikey: Can you spot me 25? i'll give you that best buy certificate.
Mikey: We're getting sluts tonightt.
Massimo:yeeeoooooo, ima need that 20 Jamie.
Matt: naawww yooo i got work tomorrow
Alan: I got liquor..
Jamie: LISTEN WITH YOUR MOUTH!
Jamie: Fallsview shuttle arrives in 10 minutes.

by Pastfarian December 2, 2010

Listening to my adiction

When you have a fav artist you listen to all the time. Any chance you get.

Person 1: whats up
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay

by Giggly stripes July 6, 2011