Lai lai

A person's mother-in-law

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai

by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021

Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.

He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.

by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

Lai

Super good at dead rails and very sigma and mews alot and is super rich and has so much huzz real

THIS IS NOT FAKE

Lai means that you are very good at dead rails

by anonymous April 2, 2025

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

lay hong

The presence of a huge Chinese limp dick.

Wow Buk Lao has a major Lay Hong.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway May 15, 2016

Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024