Landon

Landon is a school that thinks they are better than everyone at sports especially lacrosse but then gets beat by 6. Landon is an all boys school and for good reason. Because they like men. Landon kids try to counter act the statement that they don’t have any girls at the school and like men by saying they hav a sister school.

“Oh those kids go to Landon, they must like men.”

by ch3if qu33f July 29, 2022

Landon Simp

A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"

"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."

by ur mad x July 30, 2022

landonpilled

landonpilled means everything everywhere everyone everytime everyevery

landon : what time is it
sunny : oh its like half past landonpilled

by chargedatanangle August 30, 2022

lando

someone who talks to much.

this guy is totally a lando

by checktheloot September 19, 2022

Landon

Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger

Landon is a dumb ass nigga

by Noname308 October 13, 2022

Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm

Look at the Landon

by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022

Landmine

Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)

(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box

(14yo) ugh

(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi

(14yo) ok I will

by Malcontent lag November 16, 2022