Kyle

football player, has a concussion, is retarded, has a small dick

Kyle is an idiot

by r67u34ihbvfg gsbtgrgbr December 11, 2018

Kyle

An Ancient Curse word.

*Dude that studies ancient shit* : "Yo fuck u, ur just fuckin', Cummed on me. Ur such a Kyle.
*Cummer* "Sorry Hoe didn't cya there.
*Dude that studies ancient shit* : UR KYLE OK NOW FUCK OFF!
*Cummer* What I'm not Kyle, I'm Dick, McPenis.

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ January 8, 2019

Kyle

The type of person who will dress up like a wizard to avoid confrontation. They usually have a hostile personality. Probably is a furry. Most definitely a furry. (No offense to anyone actually named Kyle. This is joke for a friend.)

"Oh my gosh, you're such a Kyle."

by Andre Notmylastname February 4, 2019

Kyle

Usually the Loyal friend inwhich is around your age that Helps you in all aspects of your life but then turns out to be your Mother's sexual Partner

"KYLE! What are you doing my mum?!?!"

by ReggieRox February 26, 2019

Kyle

A person who is uneducated, eats onions, wants to have a gulag v2 and believes the Earth is flat.

Guy 1:Don't be such a Kyle
Guy 2:I can't help it I get bad scores.

by dad nem March 8, 2019

kyle

he’s a fucking bitch

i walked in on kyle with his boyfriend and he was giving him a blowjob.

by hogwarts0708 March 30, 2019

Kyle

A guy who decorates his room with monster energy

You “Kyle is the guy who rides dirt bikes”
Me “oh yeah, Kyle decorates his room with monster”

by Farmer Nic May 6, 2019