Kentucky Rag-baby

The act of skinning an ass with a cheese grater then beating the victims ass with your hand covered in salt.

I gave Andrew a Kentucky Rag-Baby.

by kentucky boy May 27, 2009

Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Kentucky Lane Change

When you are screwing a chick from behind, take it out and then stuff it in their ass and claim it was an accident.

I pulled a Kentucky Lane Change on that bitch i was fuckin last night.

by the name that is my real one July 29, 2009

Kentucky Bread Trade

When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.

Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH

by ashstay June 8, 2014

Kentucky Palm Pilot

The act of writing down information on your hand / wrist to remember at a later time.

Bill forgot his girlfriends birthday so he looked on his Kentucky Palm Pilot.

by Benboweasel January 9, 2007

Kentucky cough syrup

a tasty drink, better known as a hot toddy which is comprised of hot tea and whiskey. Produces a very soothing effect on the throat.

I'm kinda sick and i have some jack daniels, think i'll make some kentucky cough syrup.

by oorah72 December 28, 2009

Kentucky Neck Brace

When you are fucking your cousin so hard that she has to get a neck brace.

Hey Billy how's Sally?
Oh she's in the hospital after I gave her the old Kentucky Neck Brace last night

by LongTanAndHandsome June 8, 2016