JOEY

a really funny and kind-hearted girl who takes funny selfies!! She is a really good friend to everyone around her! Joey is really productive

LOOK! JOEY IS DOING WORK!

by Emily´s Simp January 16, 2024

Joey

A girl who can make you smile no matter what. She would make an amazing girlfriend. She's perfect and beautiful.

Person A: "why do you seem so star struck?"
Person B: "so.. what?"
Person A: "oh no.. you must have met Joey"

by 에디 November 23, 2021

Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.

Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.

by RealityChick August 18, 2024

Joey

A person who doesn’t know what they’re doing half the time, bringing others down with them.

“I’m going to be honest with you, dude, you’re such a Joey.”
“What.”

by BidenJoe May 22, 2024

Joey

A person usually a dope fiend from the San Fernando valley California that knowingly hands less money to a drug dealer than the amount specified for a sack usually heroin or fentanyl.

Be careful serving them fiends make sure you count that money cause they’ll try to pull a Joey on you

by Chris vtech October 30, 2023

The Joey

When you stick your index finger in the anus of your woman.

I picked up a road snag and bent her over doggie style and i Stuck my finger in her ass as i was giving it to her. She asked what the hell i was doing and I said im giving you the joey.

by Dannyg247 June 15, 2017

Joey

A person who is soft and acts mega gay around anyone but denies that he is truly gay

Person- Joey are you gay
Joey- ummm no

by Buderp July 23, 2021