Joker Juice

Also know as Joker Jooce or even Joker Jooece, this concoction is rumored to have been seen in the realms of Magic Mountain. Only a fable, yet able to draw hundreds into its cult status.

Me: "What you sell?"
Attendant: "Freshers Frozen Lemonade"
Me: "Got anything harder?"
Attendant: "There ain't nuthin harder."
Me: "Joker Jooece?"
Attendant: "There ain't no such thing! Now get the Hell outta here!"

by UberMeng July 31, 2003

jopker

Something completely different.

My friend was telling me i am a joker
but spelled it jopker.

by dngrmice June 9, 2005

jabber jockey

A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.

That jabber jockey on the radio is a real motor mouth. He never shuts up.

by sputnik radio May 16, 2008

hymen jockey

one who takes many virginities

wow. That playa is a strait hymen jockey!

by hymen killa December 18, 2008

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

Car Jacker

The defining word of a person whom steals the significant other from someone else only so the "car Jacker" can be with the person whom was stolen. Find a person whom you, the car jacker, want to be with, then procced to "steal" that person from the one whom they are already engaged in a relationship with, causing them to break up and then moving in to build a relationship with the person the car jacker choose to steal.

That duche bag Chris is such a car jacker, he stole my girl right out of my arms!!

by The infamous car jacker Dave February 26, 2010

Anal Disc Jockey

A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.

"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"

by neas tnek November 27, 2009