Jeremy

A man who wears a large pink bunny suit every Christmas whilst also working at Coca Cola

S: There goes Jeremy again to his job at Coca Cola

P: I thought he loved Pepsi

by Ontario Canada AF November 29, 2023

Jeremy

Jeremy from your science class

oh look its Jeremy from science class! Hes so fat

by big back February 06, 2025

Jeremy

A mannequin that lives in my basement

Person:”look it’s Jeremy”
Other person:”Wow Jeremy is so cool.”

by Jeremy’s best friend June 07, 2022

Jeremy

A short guy that likes Astros and sucks at cornhole. Guys named Robert are so much better at cornhole.

That short guy sucks at playing cornhole against that tall handsome guy. Short guy must be a Jeremy.

by Cornholegod April 23, 2021

Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.

Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?

by Jeremy Carpenter February 02, 2022

International Jeremy Day

February 5th is Jeremy Fragrance, popular entrepreneur and influence’a birthday. Fans have dubbed in international Jeremy day in his honor!

“I need to go get a new cologne to celebrate international Jeremy Day!”

by Coach Mason Arbuckle February 06, 2024

Pulling a Jeremy

The art of "pulling a jeremy" is when party a does not want to participate in any previously planned activities but instead of relaying the message of cancellation party a (the canceler) gives party b (the cancelee) a maybe, causing excruciating pain to party b and immobilizing them indefinitely.

Friend 1: yo bro we still going to that cougar bar like we planned?

Friend 2: ehh idk bro, maybe i can go but i just stepped on glass earlier and my mom just got home, but ill let you know..

Friend 1: you really a pulling a jeremy right now

by Coachbag August 29, 2023