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pizza jacket

The act of male masturbation whereby a slice of pizza is wrapped around the penis shaft and stroked until ejaculation is achieved. Extra toppings can be added for an exotic experience (i.e. pineapple and ham = a Hawaiian pizza jacket; spicy sausage and peppers = the Guidette pizza jacket; etc).
I am so hungry, but that guy just used the last slice as a pizza jacket!
by pizza jacket May 14, 2011
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Jacketed

"Bill and I just hang out, we aren't jacketed or anything"
by Ben G. Franklin March 19, 2009
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dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.
I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.
by mr.ben August 7, 2006
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bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted
I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.
by mattb_tv January 26, 2008
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Smokers Jacket

(1) A loose-fitting jacket for men, often of a heavy fabric and trimmed with braid, worn indoors, esp. as a lounging jacket.

(2) A man's evening jacket, often made of a fine fabric, elaborately trimmed, and usually worn at home.
Hugh Hefner wears a Smokers Jacket. Several hip-hop artists (like Nas) mention wearing this type of jacket in their songs.

http://www.hillesodesigns.com/htdocs/deluxesmoking.htm
by Chiefkyle January 5, 2009
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Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up
I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.
by pollandco May 10, 2018
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Throwing the Jacket Off

With a jacket covering up your cock, masturbating so no one can see you do it.

Or with a jacket covering it up, having your girlfriend give you a hand job
Throwing the jacket off - Jordan needed to bust a nut, but there were too many people in the room so he covered himself up and threw the jacket off.

Rita wanting to please her man in public so she laid a jacket across his lap and threw his jacket off.
by CheesesCakesAreDelicous December 9, 2008
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