Jack Warden

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.

girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Jack Dawson

A character from the movie Titanic.

The epitome of the perfect man.

He is everything you wish your boyfriend was.

Girl 1: How's your new boyfriend?
Girl 2: He's nice and all, but he's no Jack Dawson.

by jessrules March 30, 2011

Jack Harkness

Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.

"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.

by Sharkcat12 January 6, 2016

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

Jacked to the Tits

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Sheeple-Jack

A person who prefers subservience or even slavery to freedom and self-determination. A pejorative term for a British person who voted to remain in the European Union, although may be applied to anyone with the same inclinations toward subservience.

His friends could not understand why he followed the other sheeple-jacks and voted to remain under the ever increasing control of Brussels.

by Gio Marron June 24, 2016

Jack bishop

Jack bishop is lying narcissistic two faced little boy that lies about his name and sexuality to lure women into his fake Snapchat account

Don’t trust a jack bishop

by Bin chickens have rights too November 5, 2019