jesse

A very unsophisticated equine more commonly known as a donkey. Very popular term in the mid 1500's when jackasses were named jesse's for the eratic behavior and the inability to bring them to social events. Also commonly used to describe rude, unnaceptable behavior. JP

My jesse won't eat any hay. That guy is acting like a complete jesse.

by ~JP March 25, 2008

Jesse Lacey

Frontman for Brand New. Probably the most emo man that has ever lived. Amazing songwriter. Besties with John Nolan.

Jesse Lacey is the emo god.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

Jesse

A Jewish chonga.
may possibly have a lisp.
on the letters J and S.
Which really sucks because that name has both letters.
(purple hair is probably what she thinks is soooo hottt)
People write about her on bathroom doors and she gets mad!

"I'm Jesse/Jetheee And ii @iin't n0 thlut, @nd i b3 th3riii0us!!!"

by Eliza nesher October 3, 2007

Jesse

A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON! and run away.

OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse!

I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!

by Dalala February 6, 2009

Jesse

someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.

We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.

by AJ Senechel October 7, 2008

Jesse

A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo

Random guy- yo what's up jesse
Jesse- my dick smells like feet .
Guy- ohhh jesse your so shot

by WuTangKillaBeexx March 29, 2017

Jesse

A player. Has an older brother and is very short. He is slim and not exactly the smartest person you will ever meet. 🙄 Jesse acts much older than his actual age but surely doesn't look the part.

Ewwwww did you see Jesse today?

by 🌮 Taco 🌮 May 12, 2019