bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016

Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022

Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis

cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk

by Yungincel February 15, 2020

Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017

jerk shower

Beating you meat while in the shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

by Itschurboi August 18, 2017

Jerk headfacebutt

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.

My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.

by SmartsKid February 5, 2018