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Small Penis Syndrome

Another way of referring to a fragile ego. SPS is not necessarily correlated with penis size; a man with a massive penis can have SPS, and a man with a tiny penis may not have SPS.

Small Penis Syndrome is what insecure people have; they often compare themselves to others way too much, and get angry when they are not the best at something, in the same way that someone might get angry if they don't have the biggest penis. They often overcompensate for their insecurities with big trucks, large houses, massive muscles, and fat bank accounts. This is not to say that people with those things have SPS, but often people with SPS try to attain those things as items of what a 'successful' person looks like.
"That guy has a gigantic truck with insane exhaust on it, he's probably overcompensating for his small penis syndrome."
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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small problem problem

A problem, especially one encountered in large organizations, that is smaller in scale than can easily be fixed with the large-scale tools on hand, leading to great life-is-too-short frustration with one's inability to immediately solve it. For example: you need $7 more than you thought to pay for the lunch just delivered for your office meeting, which can be paid for only in cash, but to obtain petty cash you must fill out three different forms and get two managerial approvals. Or, you need to swat a fly, but all you have is a sledgehammer.
Mark: Unbelievable, I just want to put this birthday card in the outgoing office mail, but I asked Ted if it was OK, and he says I have to fill out an MC-1453 "Request for Personal-Use Policy Exception" form and get two signatures. I thought that was only for, like, taking a company car or using a conference room for some nonbusiness reason.

JoAnn: Small problem problem, dude. I'd just slip it in there and move on, life's too short.
by FitofPeak2 August 30, 2023
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small ass energy

When a girl is super highclass she has a small ass. When she is beefing with you for no reason. Shes on her period and has a small ass.
Girl: omg who are you and why do u talk to me.
Boy: small ass energy
by aeqs January 9, 2021
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Love is in small things

A Guy likes Korean animator and illustrator Puuung

Person 1: I just brought a book is Love is in small things from my sister on my birthday
Person 2: Did you mean? Puuung Love is
by HyebinXXIII February 2, 2021
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Small Penis Disorder

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice
by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021
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kabza de small

The greatest Amapiano producer ever. An inspiration to many and he is undeniably on his own level.

Other names: Papta, Msholozi, Bra Small and Kabelo Petrus Motha(real name).
Uyamazi uMsholozi?
Yeah ngyamazi usho umfo kaMotha u Kabza De Small?
Yeah yinja kabi leyo.
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small weiner clan

first you have to submit a picture to our weenie analyzers. then they look for small weiners. no veins. no blue balls. and you must donate 10k everyday
by UD_samboi May 4, 2022
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