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Ivaan

YOU GUYS SO SEXY THAT YOUR WITH BIG HOT SHITTY SEXY ENERGY LIKE WHEN YOU RUN IT DECREASES FASTER
AND IVAAN IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER NOT LIKE YOUR BIG PUSSY STUPID ENERGY

Ivaan: Yeah.

AND YO SHIT ASS GOOFY ASSHOLE BUTT BITCH
YO SAID MOM CAN I HAVE XBOX AND MOM SAID ILL EAT YO LEGS

AND THEY SAID EEK!! GOPHERS AND YOU BECAME A GOPHER
Ivaan is cool!
by @qxrealnameivaan June 17, 2023
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Ivaan

IVAAN IS SO COOL NOT LIKE YOU THAT YOU POOP IN A BATHROOM WITH 2 FACES
AND YO GOOFY AHH SHITASS BRO YOU ARE SO HOT THAT YOU VOMIT AND PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU AND PEOPLE DONT MAKE YOU FEEL OK THEY PUNCH YO BACK TOO HARD THAT YOU DO A:

BLOODY VOMIT GUY
YO SO VOMITING THAT YOU ARE FILLED WITH GREEN BLOOD
AND YO SPIT A NICE COLOR AND CUTE COLOR: PINK
YO SO DUMB THAT YOU DID YELLOW POOP
AND IT THINKS *CO- YOU HAVE LOOSE MOTIONS BRUH

NOW CREATE DEFINATIONS WITH IVAAN IS COOL AND NOT DUMB LIKE YOU ARE
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by @qxrealnameivaan June 17, 2023
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Ivanna

A very , pretty , gorgeous girl but she may not know it . Ivanna could show she is happy and smile to the public but deep down she is drained , sad , insecure but she pushes the best out of her self to keep on going. Funny sweet and kind to people , although people hurt her Ivanna forgives but never forgets she can talk to the person as if nothing happened but deep down she knows and will never forget.She doesn’t hate people if people hate her she will just move on and stay unbothered. We love Ivannas .
Ivanna is so sweet!
by xphxo June 22, 2023
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Ivan

A fatty gay guy who loves to eat
"whoever turnt you cold... you need to let them know" is such an Ivan thing to say
by Sigma Ahamed October 29, 2023
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Ivan Bruce

A terrorist at heart, best mates with Osama Binladen crackin a cold one with Hitler and his polish mates
Is that Osama, he must be here to see Ivan Bruce
by ISIS GOD October 31, 2023
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Ivan Milat

A selfish arsehole who shot backpackers who didn't deserve to die in Australia's Balangalow State Forest
Because of crimes committed by the scum of humanity such as Ivan Milat, Australia now has some of the harshest gun restrictions in the world.
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
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Ivan

Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u
Omg, why is it so big ivan??
by Yomum969 August 15, 2023
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