Ian

Ian will be the funniest and coolest person you might ever meet in your life. If you're lucky, he will love you like you've never been loved before. He'll shower you with compliments and love every single day. He won't be shy to tell you how much you mean to him and you'll feel like the prettiest, smartest person in the world. He will make you feel like you're on top of the world, and if you give him anything he will treasure it for the rest of his life. He's the type of person to love you like the world is ending the next day. He's extremely athletic and has amazing humor. Ian has the ability to always make you laugh, and is the one person that you can always count on.
Ian is so cool!
I love Ian so much.
Ian means the world to me.
by crush soda March 27, 2023
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More powerful than Thanos himself. He once gave eternity a death stare and that universe imploded.
Hey, did Ian just create a new solar system?
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Subject who smokes only weed from 2008.
Ian: Smoking this is like the time machine, back to 2008.
by Mike93cr October 23, 2020
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Un chico suave que fuma marihuana del 2008. A veces consigue de mejor calidad (del 2012), sin embargo sigue siendo muy suave. Normalmente tiende a decir muchas cosas sin sentido. Su caligrafía es tan buena como su habilidad para escribir en el celular y usar el corrector ortográfico. Fuerte creyente en los pilares del 5G, de las teorías de conspiración, de los aliens, los unicornios, el polvo de hadas, entre otros.
Ian may be the last resource we shall use in this world. It's effectiveness is cero.
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Ian and I know that Ian is the prime example of creative thinking. He progresses in his art and way contemplating the finishing moments of Grand Art projects, even though he never started one in his life.

His and my ways are generally formed about being the definitive of the man in the middle. In Stephen Kings The Stand, Trashcanman is the ultimate true nuetral. Ian is the Trashcanman. Neither on the Good side or the Evil side. On his own side.

Leaving the ultimate descisions to choice and not permitting any solid acquaries toward one end or another. Leaving hope for those who have waited and knowledge for those who choose to be blind. Ian knows his intended purpose and stays out of the teetertotter of the rat race. Leaving it up to the great patient to suffice.
God = Ian
Hey he is completely not perfect, he's an Ian
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Probally also one of the awesomest kids in class.
Whos that awesome kid with Josh.
Definetly Ian.
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That guy who’s pretty tall but also very funny and cool kinda cute. But he will cheat on you cuz he was a natural born hoe.
Hey that’s ian the hoe.
by hshshee September 22, 2020
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