Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.
Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"
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He fat he red he bad
He a Fake ass harry potter fan
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He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.
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