Holy Sweet Jesus Shit

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief

Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.

by The Shephard April 3, 2009

Holy Cost

The price Christians pay to be a Christian.

The price we pay for being a Christian is a Holy Cost!

by dilly wacker11 January 11, 2012

Holy Damn

being surprised

Holy Damn! i just got $1k on my check.

by bobby!!!!!! November 30, 2016

holy roller

A joint rolled out of paper torn from the Christian bible

Dude, this hotel has a free bible. Feel like a holy roller?

by twoThumbsThisGuy September 8, 2006

holymolinburger

a fat peice of turd thats soft

You pooped a holymolinburger.

by Alex Perez January 3, 2008

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

holy carpola

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008